| some bitch: | omg you wore that shirt the other day |
|---|---|
| me: | yeah well in my house we have this amazing thing called a washing machine |
this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back
that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.
it was a mechanical pencil
you may proceed
(via ashleereneeforsberg)
